Overheard conversations
We all eavesdrop. Not necessarily on purpose, but say you're walking down a sidewalk Downtown, you're bound to overhear some funny conversations.
Last week, while shopping at Carrefour Laval with Joey, we're following this family. They stop in front of this store called Chado. We overhear the teenage girl say:
"Mom, this is not the place! We're looking for Le Chateau, not Chado!"
As we walk past them, the girl turns to speak to another member of the family:
"Mom thought we were going to Chado, but we wanted Chateau. She brought us to the wrong store!"
We continued walking, and could still hear this girl talking 30 feet away:
"It's not Chado! It's Chateau!"
That's when I turn to Joey and say:
"We friggin' get it. Chado and Chateau sound similar. We all know it's the wrong store. Chado, Chateau, Chateau, Chado. Shut up already and get over it, tabarnac."
Today, we were at Costco, and as we are walking to the car, we overhear this Chinese couple speaking in Cantonese:
"You're so silly!"
"No, you're silly!"
"No, you are!"
"You are!"
"You're silly!"
"No, you're silly!"
(I kid you not, this went on for like 30 seconds...)
You're both silly, now shut the heck up!
Maybe I got Anger Management issues.
